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Oct. 31, 2023

Halloween Nights and HalloWOOD Frights

Hey all you groovy GOULS, this episode is dedicated to all things scary: Fox News, Scaring Subway Riders, Sweat Pants and more.... ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK (laughter and increased independent thoughts may occur) xoxo Jess --- ...

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Oct. 24, 2023

Spooky TaTa Season

Acceptance...I'm practicing but wow its tough...Lady Laundry "Loser" name calling...let's quit doin it to ourselves...I had a blast at The Roost but a challenge with the clowns. Let's take a few minutes outta our week to just...

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Oct. 17, 2023

Shout and Knock on my Door

Tributes to Randolph Isley and Suzanne Somers on the latest ep. Coupled with stories about standing up for ourselves, self care and acceptance practice. Plus-some long lost Subway Singing. Also I say 'f*ck' a lot. Spiritual. ...

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Oct. 6, 2023

Sexy Swifty & the Vage Plas

whatta show whatta week whatta way to title the podcast have ya gotta lotta costume ideas for halloween ? how ''bout sexual partners...? gotta lotta them ? I'm lookin at double standards around men women & sex as always, lemm...

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Sept. 30, 2023

Flooding in South Mouth

hello lovers, how many rain songs can ya think of how lucky i am to be able to see y'all how many inches get you excited how much television can i review find out right here on your favorite podcast …

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Sept. 28, 2023

Brooklyn, Baby

ALL Brooklyn ALL the time ! Subway rides, Doctors, anyone who's anyone knows that Brooklyn's the BEST, baby!! An ode to the best borough --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/me...

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Sept. 18, 2023

Strike This

and other stoiries...Elders on the Subway, Perspective Changes, Apparently I'm now in PR...and lotsa characters in between --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

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Sept. 9, 2023

Breaking Bad Barbie

whatta fun night hanging out with my listeners thanks for coming to the LIVE SHOW on IG Friday at 8pm eastern !! I loved chatting about trusting ourselves, crushing and how we deal with those feels, labor day festivities, a …

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Aug. 29, 2023

Come On Down!

hey lovers, whatta dedlight you all are...thanks for hangin out with me. I'm telling Price is Right stories, 50 years of hip hop inserted into my dialogue, chatting about practicing positive p.o.v's and a lil time with the el...

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Aug. 22, 2023

Subway Stories & Prison Algorithm

I'd LOVE to hear what yours are! I'm so riled up this episode I can barely contain myself...also? There was an ALIEN on the C train. Okay. Listen. Laugh. Lemme know what kinds of stories you have xoxoxo Jess --- …

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Aug. 15, 2023

Glimmer with Get Wood

hey lovers, thanks for the hang out. this week was a gas speaking about wellness practices, supporting other female artists, and getting comfy with carrying on traits from our elders...plus much more silliness especially arou...

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Aug. 8, 2023

Naked Passport Pic

Hey lovers, whatta fun show today! I chatted about 8/8 lions gate, montgmery brawl holiday, russian dentists, mama el and more Thanks for sharing Linktree in my IG bio for upcoming shows and Venmo$ xoxo Jess --- Send in a …

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Aug. 1, 2023

Ms Jessie Pee Wee & a 'burque Alien

hey lovers, on today's show I'm talkin' how peewee influenced our generation, when an alien wanted to help me n my homegirl in albuquerque and a few other fun stories from the week. go to my linktree for more wood …

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July 25, 2023

Like a Dealer From 1987

I'm talking about myself again....it's short but sweet...lotsa coughing but also a celebration of Cayce * Power Ear Wash and the Wax baby *REVIEW of Wham! @getwood IG LIVE every Tuesday xoxox Jess --- Send in a voice messag...

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July 25, 2023

Always Give Snacks

One of the best mottos when riding the subway in NYC and are faced with someone unhoused or hungry. Are you jaded? Comparing and Dispairing with apartments is real....ya know what else is real right now? The SYPHILIS TSUNAMI ...

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July 12, 2023

The Cocaine Was Ours

hey lovers, I'm pretty sure one of us left a bindle at security...the 7/11 free slurpie day is a scam...get well soon Madonna. Also I really recommend watching Based on a True Story and Hack Our Home for some TV …

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July 4, 2023

Grimace is Deadly

Hey Lovers, what a fun show! Thanks for all your topics... this week I'm chatting about: Curbing Social Anxiety* The B Word* Orchas need a Patreon and more --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/sho...

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June 27, 2023

Happy 300th Episode, Lovers

I'm taking y'all to 'pound town' today on this sexy 300th ep Shouts to all the ladies of hip hop pushing pu$$y power! Cocaine is trending, but are test strips? Live show I hosted Stories by the Seashore in Coney …

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June 21, 2023

D*ck Amnesia

It's real, but doesn't affect me! Fun show today chatting about zen book does not always equal zen lady, trapped under the sea, smokin subway rides, no no no ozempic and more --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters....

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June 13, 2023

Dead as a Texas Fish

hey lovers, wow. didn't know if I'd make it today-gotta major case of the blues/anxiety and it was like pulling teeth getting myself motivated. thanks for always helping me feel better by showing up! xoxo jess --- Send in a...

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June 6, 2023

Androgynous Storytelling

hey lovers, today's show was a mashup of mine and your topics! #pageboy and #elliotpage, #pride is always, vulnerable feelings are tough but we act tougher, losing loved ones and some other goodies-plus ? I review Ted Lasso. ...

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May 30, 2023

MER-tastic

Shello! What a fun show today...you TURTLY must listen. RIP Tina - a couragous queen-ager...MERPEOPLE is a MUST WERTCH! Let's not get too sad when things end, but it's okurrrr to feel these dam feelings. That's one hundred. D...

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May 23, 2023

Union Strong & Punk Rock Songs

hey lovers it's your pal Jess. A real fun show today chatting about #wgastrong #sagstrong and the play ending ... plus I am recommending a couple fun things to watch ... but watch where you're walking on the subway cuz …

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May 16, 2023

Martha Stewarts Tittie$

hey lovers, great show today thanks for hanging out with me! Mama El and her amazing and hilarious support=Break 'Alex', it's the LAST WEEK TO SEE the play I'm doing; The Best Punk Band in Conway Missouri Wed-Sat ONLY!!! Fans...

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