Episodes

hey lovers, great show today thanks for hanging out with me! Mama El and her amazing and hilarious support=Break 'Alex', it's the LAST WEEK TO SEE the play I'm doing; The Best Punk Band in Conway Missouri Wed-Sat ONLY!!! Fans...

What a show! What a week! What a planetary mash up! I'm chatting about Regan and The Warriors movie...Fire at the Apartment + Bubble Girls... NYC Rat Czar is a substitute teacher-f*ck those tourists and The Best Punk Band in …

I hope you were lucky enough to see that meme this week, but if not no worries cuz I'm bringing it to life on the show! Also got some fun subway stories and wondering if yall knew who the "bad …

What a title! What a show! I'm rehearsing a lot for an original must see play "The Best Punk Rock Band in Conway, Missouri" at Up Theater Company - go get yourselves some tickets...I also bring up the fact that …

hey lovers, whatta week of wildness and WAP! this show is chock full o-funky nuts wrapped in the dahli lama's tongue...ewwwwwww a crazy couple of subway stories and mosh pit slam dancing how-to-videos for the actors who didn'...

hey lovers, what a fun show today! Buttered rolls, dump trump, bodega bitch and more! subscribe & share venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 cashapp 4getjesswood thanks see ya next tuesday xoxo jess

Party apparrently means ORGY. I'm also talkin' shit about the DPSS NY vs NM and who works there...how's YOUR kitty treating you and more ! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Jess Cashapp $getjesswood Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 loves ya

Hey lovers, happy spring equinox new moon and hopefully lock-up day here in the east...classical music...does it deter criminals? pegeon sex, RIP TRUGOY and some other fun stuffs. I'd absolutely love it if yo could share this...

Hey lovers, the show was amazing this week; chattted about having BIGGER dreams than Job Interviews off Telephone Poles + A few movie reviews and lotsa silliness Enjoy and Share xoxo Jess

Don't get grossed out, lovers...One of the stories today is about the new FDA approved Anal sex condoms...and more juicy goods to keep ya entertained!!

Hey Lovers, fun show today talking about love and dates with different generations in the digital age, ACTING! and my Off Broadway audition experience...MAMA EL and where she got her accent...plus more!

It's Fat Tuesday and I'm celebrating with stories about: My SEXY Surprise on Valentines Day! RIP to some of our heroes. Childless and Proud...and the backlash with lotsa fun goodies from my week. Mardi Gras Fat Tuesday and Ge...

What a week, lovers and Happy VD btw! Try n catch the video of this on IG @getjesswood cuz my makup is inspired by Last of Us and BladeRunner and the state of our world...Don't worry-this is a comedy show! …

Hey Lovers, what fun I had this week chatting about #GRAMMYS2023 Spy Phones all around Happiness in us and more silly fun stuff

Hey Lovers, what a fun episode! This week I'm chatting about the shame name game-mostly for women's parts n stuff...no thank you I say, but society may tell me something different...John Lovitz on Howard Stern as George Santo...

Shecky Beagleman (not her real name) was an amazing and inspiring comedic performer. She passed away almost a montha ago and I'm pretty sure she's sending us all messages from beyond...the title of this episode is both part ...

Hey Lovers today's show was amazing, thanks to another wild week...You ever have to have a tough conversation with somebody? Do it in an even tougher neighborhood! How bout "Corporate Dressing" Do you even know what that mean...

Happy New Year, Lovers! 1st episode of 2023 has some NYE ritual talk, a Polar Plunge and Birthday to remember Enjoy and Share with yer pals xoxo Jess

hello lovers, twas a really silly fun show this week-and I know I needed it...Arrested for GTA in my bikini! SAG card from Hill Street Blues! Kosher Sushi and more!!! Make sure you follow on IG @GetWood and youtube jesswood69...

Hey Lovers, a buncha holiday goodies is what this show is made of: Dancin' at Dollar Tree, Gallery Show on Shrooms, F*ck Trish and more ! #hannukah #holiday #truefunnystories #tiktokdances

Hey Lovers, such a fun show today tellin' the story of my Junkie-Stick-Up-Kid BF Jail Visit for XMAS, Tales of The Dangerous Barbie Bubblebath and a little teaser for next weeks show about Acid on XMAS eve...have a great week...

Loverss, what fun it was to ride today and have stories that did sleigh; WTF's the irs do again? Mermaid Ave adventures featuring Bing Bong himself Mr Gorilla Nems and a LIVE viewing of his new show 'We Outside!" Leave …

Balenciaga Bondage Bears seem like a perfect gift for the holidays...JK JK...unless you're into it. I'm ranting about how there's too much shame in our culture and bondage is fine if we're all consenting...adults...oh, yea we...

Holidays make a lot of us crazy, and Mama El always spoke her mind about them...I relate her thoughts here....actually? She just shows up unannounced as usual. I also tell the story about me having Sex with the Special Ed …