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Episodes

May 7, 2024

Crip Talk Comedy and other stories

I'm applying makeup and telling my true stories about growing up in LA and 10th grade with the Crips. Then I talk about meeting a guy on the subway that resembled one of the guys from 10th grade...waking dream shiz... …

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April 30, 2024

Lets Talk Reindeer

This week II'm freeballing it cuz I forgot my notebook, but yahoo is it loads of fun! I'm chatting about all things EGO Comedy tawk + my adoration n LOVE for Baby Reindeer ! Enjoy ad share with your pals …

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April 23, 2024

Funny on a Full Moon

hey now say now pals, whatta fun one today: 420 celebrations past RIP Uncle H Open Mics R Weird and more silliness for your week enjoy it and share with your friends thanks ! xoxo Jess --- Send in a …

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April 16, 2024

Team Lil Kim

That's right folks I'm all in on her dating a younger dude and I'm chatting about it today...along with the yummy yum Lenny Kravitz and his leather pants work out...plus - reviews of: Road House and Glass and some silliness …

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April 9, 2024

Earthquake my Eclipse

Hey lovers, whatta fun show today; Scariest Quake ever RIP DMX Create n Feel Great Quiet on Set an more for your cute earholes xox Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/mes...

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April 2, 2024

Subway Bunny

NYC trains are no joke, but they are filled with characters...I fought one this week...plus "PUNCHED!" the tale of white girls and their phones, silliness and of course fun for the whole FRAM ly. Enjoy and lemme know what ya …

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March 26, 2024

What a PIDDY

Bonjour, my loves today's show is fun filled with topics: Generation Anxious Angry at Gratitude Puff-Puff-"ASS" and more to giggle at xox Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-woo...

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March 19, 2024

Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman

I'm wearing ALL my clothes like my ancestors did, the dance, roller challenge-a 5-6-7-8! 40 seconds to tie up skates, and some rants about social diseases. #funnypodcast #funnylady #funnystories #southwest #nyc --- Send in ...

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March 12, 2024

Southwest Adventures & a big ole D

hey lovers, i'm back this week and on a big ole adventure! tales of ghosttown jerome, az : my pops props an spirit winding up at the e r after my makeout appointment and lotsa other goodies to make ya …

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Feb. 27, 2024

Wanna Make Out

What fun this week was-thanks for joining me!!! From un creative dick pics talk of a measles epidemic and comparing frozen scientists to art this episode has it all, babies --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.sp...

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Feb. 20, 2024

Social Media Wont Save You & other fun facts

I'm quoting a gentleman from the train for the title this week because I thought he made so much sense. I've also got some subway stories and a few movie suggestions and a few real dares regarding the 1900 and …

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Feb. 14, 2024

Love, Heroin

Bonjour, muthafuckas a fun show today filled with goodies about love, loss, drugs and celebrating the lunar new year-maybe not quite in that order, but defiantly a great listen. I'd love it if you shared the show thanks xoxo ...

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Feb. 6, 2024

Show Up & Glow Up

hey lovers, today's show was all loves... caretaking ourselves vs others rumblings of a ratchet hatchet reboot salacious subway stories and more ! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica...

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Jan. 30, 2024

Delivering W$$d on my Roller Skates

it's true, lovers...in the late 1900's in NYC I doned my skates and went all over the city...the show also has a few other funny n true stories including the feling I get when I wear my headphones so often. …

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Jan. 23, 2024

Stanley Cups got nothin on me

making tragedy funny is kinda my thing so I talk n talk n sometimes sing gen x references made in a sec spit takes happen you wont expect so share the show with your pals witches warlocks guys and gals …

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Jan. 16, 2024

Virtual Insanity and the 90s

Hey lovers, check out this hilarious romp through the 1900 and 90s sprinkled with spit take one liners, deep cut references and sexy cherry accesories! Pull your buckt hat on, slide into your boyfriend jeans and let's get cra...

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Jan. 9, 2024

Hoespin, Baby!

hey lovers, whatta fun time was had on the show today: Golden Globe Jokes Russian Mob Dryer Mommie n Me Pole Dancin' and more !! listen laugh share xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/s...

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Jan. 2, 2024

Babesy New Year

Merry New Year, loves ! Twas a thrill and a joy sharing my stories with you this week: please enjoy the fun.... NYE SUBWAY BUNNY NYE Accomplishments NYE Make Outs vs Fireworks a few birthday stories and lotsa fun xo …

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Dec. 26, 2023

Wood Witch from Woolwich

bonjour, muthafuckas! what fun it was to to give yall the tea from my week....mixing movie madness BARBIE vs UNPREGNANT letting you decide...a wild witch story...how are YOU at parties ? and more goodies to giggle at and shar...

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Dec. 19, 2023

Do It Scared

and do it anyway, my loves! I'm telling stories about my many travels through Europe complete with characters and pre-rolls...enjoy the festivities and go do something that scares you. xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message:...

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Nov. 28, 2023

Microdose This Show

Hey lovers, so excited to hear how great microdosing is for adult adhd and o c d ! Mama El showed up in the juice bar, Applesauce for the Homeless and more xox jess --- Send in a voice message: …

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Nov. 21, 2023

My Mama Hates Thanksgiving

it's true, lovers...but what's true is most funny, so today's show is a hoot! I'm chatting about all kinds of tings: Server vs Waitress Taylor Swift's Plug I miss Freemoney the Hoehunter and more ! Share with your pals xoxoxo...

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Nov. 14, 2023

Voice Like Honey

that's what I was told this week when chatting with a woman on the subway. also made some teens nervous when answering them unsolicited (?) ....you decide and let me know. neurologists prove experiences are better than we thi...

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Nov. 7, 2023

Count the References

Hey Lovers, didju notice how many 1990's and Y2K costumes there were this year? I especially loved the MadTV and Chapelle Show characters. I'm also chatting about the NYC Marathon, how a city sticks together and more goodies ...

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