Episodes

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer...have ya seen it lately? It's serving heavy patriarch and nazi vibes. Plus? "This is NO holiday, Jessie!" Mama El talks turkey. I tackle some anger issues and putting down the bat for peace. I ...

Hey Lovers, my week has been even wilder than that damn Daylight Savings! Take my Cherry-challenge! Mid-day Penthouse Forum, I'm a natural cheerleader and more! VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 SHARE & SUBSCRIBE TAG SOME FRIENDS thanks X...

Hey lovers! What a wild week...Astroland Tragedy...I've been in a crowd surge and it's scary as fuq! Can we forgive our parents?! Ghosts! Get it out with your pen-Writing with Ms Pamela and much more! So come hang out xoxo se...

Dia de los Muertos, ACTING and ALL your holiday shopping needs met! This episode holds fun stories, jewelers/painters/clotheirs/beauty and more for your local pleasures. I've also got some great jokes sprinkled in. Whatta bla...

A very special Halloween episode of Get Woooooooooooooooood! This week was a fun one filled with spook-tabular scenes from past Hallows eve, a trip to scary-ass sprouts, and ouiji board trouble..... SHARE WITH YOUR FIENDS xox...

Is what I imagine the half-feral cats from downstairs say, but I tried the cucumber trick anyway! Rocky Horror picture show raised me! Palm Springs is outta cigarettes? and much more funny stuffs. Spit-take, giggle, gafaww an...

Hey Lovers, I can't wait for you to listen to this weeks show! I'm letting it all out: A Jew at A German Club, Robolights, Comedy Ted Talk and the story oof how, when and why I did heroin in NYC. *CASHAPP $getjesswood *VENMO ...

Hi Lovers, on today's show I'm talkin': Vacation Mindsets. Brown Jesus and His T-shirts. Jealous of OnlyFans...and more! Share with your friends, subscribe and send a story you'd like me to discuss at jessisratchet@gmail.com ...

Hey lovers, whatta week: Celebrating 20yrs of Tenacious D! Wedding Woes! Brits are Hilarious and more! SO FUN TO SHARE Feelin frisky? VENMO @ JESS-WOOD-10 * PAYPAL @ WOOD382 * CASHAPP @ getjesswood xoxoxoxox sending loves, xo...

What a wild week I've had! Talkin': True Crime and Tuff-MUDDER! Therapy with Crystal! Norms Midwestern Phone Sex! Karens on the Loose! and more fun than you can smoke a stick at. What? Just come in, listen and have some laugh...

Oh what fun I had this week laughing about: A Snack or Two! SAG Awards! Smoking Dust and Dic Pics Too!! CASH APP $getjesswood VENMO @jesswood10 PAYPAL @Wood382 Subscribe & Share with your pals xoxoxox Jess

Hey lovers, this week was a heavy one filled with a lotta loss...but with the support and love from you, I got through it AND had some funny things to say. I'm talkin': Manifestation of Dick! Mi Tocaya! Gen X Adulting! F@ck T...

Hi lovers, twas a weird and tuff one this week...lotsa loss, but we managed to keep our heads up. With the help of: Reggae Club Memories! Celebrating Duke City Day! Cool-ass Photographers! Embarrassing Muttering and more... P...

Hey lovers, this week I'm talkin: Death by Division! Rancid Nuts! Childhood Resentments! Happy Homeless and more!! Listen, Laugh & Share with your pals! Thanks, booboos....take good care of yourselves and each other xoxox Jes...

Hey Babies, what fun I had today answering those awesome topics YOU sent in; Polygamous vs. Polyandry! Let's Review Documentaries! Spiritual vs. Sexual Healing! and more! So go ahead and SUBSCRIBE & SHARE! xoxoxox Jess FEELI...

Hey kids, I'm back this week with stories about: "Uncle" Cliffs! Uh oh, Cuomo! 1st Nations Love! Jackie Collins and even more fun!! VENMO: @ JESS-WOOD-10 PAYPAL: @ WOOD382 PATREON: @ GETWOOD69

I'm in quite a mood today, kids. Chatted about: Weed Show Madness! Jelly Much? Earthquakes & Methers + More!! Subscribe & SHARE xoxoxoxoxoxoxox Jess VENMO @JESS-WOOD-10 PAYPAL @WOOD 382 PATREON @GETWOOD69

Hey gang, this week I give an all out GENX review of #Woodstaock99peaceloveandrage! Monsoon Madness! 1st SHOT EVER!! And more funny... SUBSCRIBE & SHARE WITH YER PALS XOXOXOX Jess VENMO @jess-wood-10 PAYPAL @WOOD382 PATREON @...

This week on my hilarious audio-diary I'm taking on on SO MANY adventures!! First we Yak in Yiddish! Punx Not Welcome! Haunted Hospital! and more fun to fill yourself up with. STORIES- jessisratchet@gmail.com VENMO @JESS-WOOD...

This week I'm coming to you from a strangers kitchen! Discussing Petroglyph DicPics, Driving While ADD, Florida is Wilder and more!! Subscribe & Share with your pals who like to laugh. Feelin Frisky? VENMO @Jess-Wood-10 PAYPA...

Hey kids! Whatta week of fun and silly shiz. I'm so excited to share my show with y'all: Patrice ONeal School of Comedy! Free Brittany! 90's Movies and more! SHARE & SUBSCRIBE VENMO- @Jess-Wood-10 PAY PAL- @Wood382 PATREON- @...

Hi lovers! This week I'm chatting about Masturbation! Discussing Donuts! Re-Reading Jackie Collins! and having way more fun than you can imagine Have a story you want talked about? jessisratchet@gmail.com VENMO - @jess-wood-1...

Hey it's your pal Jess and this week is all about being LEGENDARY! Come and serve some face with me! Also talking Feels For Fathers Day. AND?As always sending tons of love your way. xoxoxo Jess Want me to discuss a particular...

Hey, it's your pal Jess! This week I take ya back to a pick up story from 2020, Present Pride in my Panic Attacks, Cliff Dwellings, Petroglyphs and much more fun, true, stories. PATREON - @getwood69 VENMO - @Jess-Wood-10 PayP...