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Episodes

May 10, 2022

Sorry About Your D?ck

Stories from my week and from an alleyway on location...Did YOU get thrown into the pool for swimming lessons? How's family visits for ya? I adventured up to Jerome AZ for a "sit-through the hard feels" family time AND a lott...

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May 3, 2022

My Aboortion Stories

Hey Lovers, I'm riled and passionate about today's show topics: Karen's Need to STFU, ACTING! Open Mic Madness, Crittermeat.com parody commercial, and much more fun and intriguing thoughts on the week. SUBSCRIBE on all your f...

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April 26, 2022

Pervy Job Interviews

Hey Lovers, what a dam week! #420 #shooting #roasts #led #bikerides ALL the stories and some loves: I didn't suc the right dick for comedy, so why would I let some manager of a bar ogle my boobs all through my shift? 420 is s...

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April 19, 2022

Apoca-LIPS Tour

#Sex #Selfcare #DyingHair ALL Hilarious topics on today's show! I'm goin' on tour...names so far...Comedy Community and wild ass mics... #truecrime the SMURF Murders!! and more

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April 12, 2022

BJ's for the Apocolypse

hey lovers, this week we're talking about all the goodies: listeners questions-" why are people ending sentences with a question?" I'm given a list of supplies for the apocolypse from 2 men in the audience, Santa Fe vs Albuqu...

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April 5, 2022

Ooooooooo YES, Plumber Man!

Hey Lovers, this week on the show I'm chatting about tired-ass #Vegans, #LEGALWEED in #NM, Whatta YOU like? Being TOO Nice and much more delightfulness!! Make sure to subscribe & share if ya haven't already, plus it'd be AMAZ...

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March 29, 2022

Slap A MOMic

Hey Lovers, I'm so overwhelmed by this week! Not only what's happening in the media, but internally as well...Mortified by the MOMic, Oscar Positive, and lotsa talk around the slap heard round the world...was it a distraction...

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March 23, 2022

Anxiety Dance Off

Hey Lovers, this week was filled with work and workin' it: shows & sisters! acting out songs! are you my server? teaching the children from stage and more fun than you can have on a weekday!! #funnypodcasts #audiodiary #genx ...

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March 15, 2022

Getta Job

Car Troubles, TV Broken...what am I a country song? This week on my wildly fun, true-story-filled, funny-ass show: Do you LOVE money? Leggo my Ego, Auntie & the phone sex, plus much more fun!! Subscribe & Share with your frie...

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March 8, 2022

Ima Special Ed Student

and proud! Today's show was a fntastic time and I hit all the walls of my sexy notes..Crazy for Coffee? CLAWS! Fake Snakes! Words We LOVE! Russian Kids are hardcore...and much more to lift your spirits and get ya laughing!! S...

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March 1, 2022

PHAT TUESDAY

Hey there lovers, Another fantastic show coming your way!! Today I'm talking such great stuffs: Mardi Gras pasts! Beads n Boobs! Not so Magic Mountain! Comedy Clubs & Special Ed (not the rapper-the class for 'slows') #mardigr...

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Feb. 22, 2022

I'm A Vibe

Hey lovers, this week is special cuz one of my favorite people and supporters came through & visited for a few fun movie reviews! I also brag about being the person yuo call when you're tripping, but if you're unprepared for ...

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Feb. 15, 2022

Ghost Pu$$y

Hiya Lovers! Wow what a great show today talking about all the GEN X greatness re #halftimeshow2022 I missed the #shootout at my Build! Heyyyyy WTF is 'Don't Say Gay?" Oh, Florida! My GIANT Head...and more #bigheadsbook #gen...

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Feb. 8, 2022

Hoe-Y Rollers

Hey Lovers, what a fun show this week! I talk about my love for Pam & Tommy, Bad Fashions, Book Bans and more. Have any stories you want me to talk about? jessisratchet@gmail.com #funny #LOL #funnypodcast #ladycomic #sexposit...

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Feb. 1, 2022

Nice People Swa$$ow

Hi Lovers, this week was an absolute blast! I'm chatting about: #selfcare #sexpositivity #kanyegonebad #rollerskating #funnyladycomic #onewomanshow #funnytruestories WANNA BE A PATREON? Starts at $3- a month getwood69 ...

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Jan. 25, 2022

Horny For A Meal

Hey Lovers, I hope everyone's week is going along splendidly..Oh watta fun show today! I watched a mean Karen get kicked out of Trader Joes...who could be mean to those folks?! I Met a cool few kids and we spoke pretty deep.....

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Jan. 18, 2022

Cleavage or Bust

I'm so excited to be back this week to chat about my week! STOP the SNAPS! Polite Threaders! My Face and My Tatas & Not Needing it.... You can join my Patreon starting at $3- a month,and that's cheaper than your daily coffee,...

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Jan. 11, 2022

Vagestic Mirrors & White Boy Day

When was the last time you looked at your sexy parts? I discuss my bathroom squat and delight at what I saw! Sex without Education is a major disservice to ALL...Capitol talk, Throwback Dumpsters and more! #entertainment #edu...

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Jan. 4, 2022

Get Wood for the New Year

Hey lovers happy new years😘❤️Do you say year or years? I’m chatting about past & present NYE, Masculine meets the Feminine, Rockstar Comic and more!! Subscribe on all audio platforms & Share with your friends #newyears #funst...

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Dec. 28, 2021

BING BONG! Who's Peggin' Who?

Hey lovers, it's your pal Jess Wood, Today's show has a few seconds of weird sounds, but once I get goin...whatta great time! Gizzin' out and Peggin' yer boi, BING BONG got me missing NYC, Barbie Bubble Bath and the bloody he...

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Dec. 21, 2021

Joking & Choking

Hey lovers, A very Happy Solstice to ya all! Today's show is a fun one...Nancy Regan's Mouth! Porn vs. Sex Talks! Rio Rancho Flags! and more goodies to giggle at. Share with your pals and subscribe if ya haven't already. Let'...

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Dec. 14, 2021

Holy Santa Con

Jess Wood loves to talk sex! And by Jess I mean ME...I especially love wiping out shame & anxiety, so I use personal stories and humor to navigate. This week I'm chatting about NYC invaded by Bros & Sorority Girls! I visited ...

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Dec. 7, 2021

Twinkling Cooters

Hiya folks and welcome to another fun and entertaing show with your girl Jess Wood! This week I'm chatting about Co-Hosting on the FM Hip-Hop radio station The Hustle, How's Your Holiday Hell Story? Parades and Papis! Threadb...

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Nov. 30, 2021

Do Hair Not Heroin

Well lovers, a lotta hair and die on this weeks show...AND it's the strat of the Hell-A-Days, so I'm chatting about: Hanukah and Not Knowing I Was Jewish! Christmas Music & Mama El! Welfare Payphone! and more goodies to make ...

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