Welcome to Jess Wood & her comedy sex positive show Get Wood

Episodes

Sept. 13, 2025

Speaking of Free Speech

Bonjour Boners! Fun and laughter to you my loves....and hopefully you'll get some from this newest episode. Spirits at the Bar, but not the kind ya may think, Chris Rock said it years ago, NYC Streets are more loving than you...

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Sept. 6, 2025

Catcalls Are Back Baby

Bonjour Boners! As promised here I come, like Barrington Levy with another LIVE! Straight Outta Chinatown Jake.... Florida Witchy Herb Shop, Castles of Poo, NYC Streettalk and more to fill you up with loves an shi enjoy and s...

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Sept. 1, 2025

Labor of Love day

Bonjour Boners! I missed you, but am back am really better than ever...you would be too if you were taken on a beach slash city slash sexy vacation for 9 days. Been called a Miami mami and I'll take it. SO many adventures i c...

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Aug. 22, 2025

Bon Voyage Boners

My sweet sweet boners how does this day find you?I am thrilled to tell ya that I'm tossing this episode at you early cuz I'll be outta town til next week and will miss my usual Saturdays with you.Today's show is all vulnerabi...

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Aug. 16, 2025

Warriors Come Out to Play

Bonjour Boners!I am thrilled to be back this week for you. Wild characters, mad stories, yo...ADD at its best...Love and real laughs outs loud;Subway Suaves, Found the Missing, Maron's new Special and more silliness to shake ...

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Aug. 9, 2025

Are YOU My Dildo?

Bonjour Boners! Thanks for all your amazing support and loves...I love you too and am SO grateful for all ya. This week was a wild one; we "put em on the glass' for our hot Punjjabi Papi , Raw Doggin' Subway, WKRP and the WNB...

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Aug. 2, 2025

I'm Back Boners!

Bonjour Boners!I have been missing you all so dam much....I tried taking a break, but sang weekly to you, I tried filling up my life with more great stuff, but after almost exactly a month away? I couldn't handle it anymore. ...

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July 4, 2025

Red White and Screwed

Bonjour Boners! Hey it's your pal Jess here to letchya know I'm taking a little break for the summertime. However didju know Get Wood has over 300 episodes?check out Spotify or Apple for all of em.... Meanwhile I leave you wi...

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June 24, 2025

Lets Go Mermaid

Bonjour Boners! Whatta wild week (well...6 months really) I'm thrilled you decided to stop by and get wood. I'm chatting about the different ways to PROTEST and my new favorite, best fun at the NYC Mermaid Parade, watch Bugsy...

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June 17, 2025

Are YOU My Daddy?

Bonjour Boners! Whatta fun show this week; Fathers Day & DNA from a felon Showgirls Reminded me of my old job... I'm Mick, baby! and much more from me your pal Jess #callheralex #whosyourdaddy #getwoodpodcast #fathersdaydna

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June 10, 2025

Viva Los Angeles

Bonjour Boners, whatta crazy sad and scary week it's been...especially for my LA brothers and sisters. I'm hoping this weeks episode will bring ya a little peace, a few new thoughts and some laughter. We need each other even ...

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June 3, 2025

Karaoke with Diamond Dave

Bonjour Boners, In this weeks episode-I'm talkin Speakeasy Tea, Library Cards and Luxury...with a buncha other fun stories from my week! Hope it brings you some peace a few laughs and a new perspective on giving yourself a br...

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May 27, 2025

Lets Play PeeWees Playhouse

bonjour boners, this week was a wild one, but not just cuz I got censored from ye ole IG, but because I did a couple amazing stand up shows, got catcalled by a homeless dude and was out dancing like a "DIVA!" in brooklyn til ...

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May 20, 2025

Mama Didnt Trust Whty

Bonjour Boners, whatta show it twas today...big stuff about sounds and distractions-NOT DICk-stractions (which is differrent for me) ART SAVES! U gotta UTI? TRIALS n Tribulations...and some silly stuff thrown in to take your ...

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May 13, 2025

Penthouse Had Pubes

Bonjour Boners! what fun I had today speaking on : P Diddy Casting notices, Gallery Gazing, Clean Bill o'health and more silliness than you can shake your tidders at Thanks for sharing with your pals xoxoxo Jess

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May 6, 2025

Auntie Loved The Met

bonjour boners! I LOVED talking about the #Metgala this week! Did my best to dress with purpose and rebellion...chatted about Sinners & Vanderpump Villa...it's a balance LOVE when you share with your pals and tag me using the...

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April 29, 2025

Gang Gang & Giggles

Bonjour Boners! This was extra fun and funny and you really get an idea of how I was raised....LA vs NYC...Gang affiliations but only if they're cute....Carrot Juice....Walking into magic (again) and more silliness that'll ke...

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April 22, 2025

The Artists Way babay

bonjour boners! this week was filled with adventure, self care and hilarity: he loved my overalls, getting high with jesus, us females are divine! and more silliness than you can shake your tiddies at. LOVE when you share the...

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April 15, 2025

Yacht Rock Dock

Bonjour Boners, this week's episode is brought to you by Goodwill & Anxiety - I've been chatting about both ...plus good music equals good moods, feeling extra cultured like cottage cheese hittin broadway baby and art opening...

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April 8, 2025

Yellowjackets Saved Me

Bonjour Boners! I'm back on IG LIVE and loving it...this week I'm chatting about how hard it is to REST even when you're sick...Earthquakes in the east....and being saved by a TV show Plus som random silliness inbetween Love ...

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April 1, 2025

I Almost Fought a Teenager

Bonjour Boners! Another adventure-filed week for me with tales of Bloomingdale's Bathroom Brawl, Cougars might Eat you, I'll Never Forget my 1st Dime Bag Purchase and more silly shi in between. SHARE LIKE SUBSCRIBE Thanks lov...

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March 25, 2025

Are You A Thruple?

Bonjour Boners! Such a fun show today; Where'd I get My Laugh? Seniors Stories, Sexy Questions...and more #getwoodpodcast #healinglaughs #funnylady #authentic #genx

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March 18, 2025

Mi Vida Loca for reals

Bonjour Boners! What a week of hilarious situations, wild meetings and amazing gifts of art... From a homeless dude making fun of me, to a chance meeting in the park-this episode really is lotsa fun. Subscribe to Get Wood so ...

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March 11, 2025

Tiddies Out

Bonjour Boners! Warmth and Wonder and Tatas OUT, babies.... much fun today on my youtube LIVE Talked about Crotch Heavy Maintenance My Mom Can Beat Up Your Mom Greenpoint Gallery WINNING and more silliness to keep you gigglin...

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