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Nov. 19, 2024

My Abortion has a first name...

bonjour boners! whatta fun show today: Mama makes an appearance Cauldron Park Magic Dirty Dix and more fun than you can shake your tiddies at! love and laughs for your week, xoxo Jess

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Nov. 12, 2024

ART and HEART Turnt Up

bonjour boners, I'm catching up on the last two weeks of wildness: Halloween Shenanigans I've got jokes on SIRUIUSXM channel 99 Martha on Netflix will inspire you... and more fun than you can shake a d@ck at ! xox Jess

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Oct. 29, 2024

I Vote for Love

bonjour boners started this weeks show with a review of a documentary I gotta take the sexual harrassment test at work some kid poked my bag on the subway "that comedian" and more silliness to keep you entertained during this...

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Oct. 22, 2024

No Male Gynos

Bonjour boners, another fun and fantastic show this week! genexers need a dating app get your puswah in order the ghost of mama el and more to keep ya laughing xox Jess

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Oct. 15, 2024

Aren't We All Aliens

bonjour, boners! whatta fun show this week: misspelled tattoos secret weed spots trendy pork buns and more silliness to spice up your life!

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Oct. 8, 2024

Authentic & Bonerable

bonjour boners, today's show is filled with tears: talkin' about family & being raised gen-x, plus some looks into no-no-no-torious lyrics, and death...lotsa death I'm feelin my feels and it feels right love yall, Jess

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Oct. 1, 2024

Respect Your South Mouth

bonjour, boners! thanks to everyone who gave their fantastic reviews and to those who didn't underrstand the assignment...hilarious. on this weeks episode I'm telling a couple of subway stories, a few comedy shoow quickies, a...

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Sept. 24, 2024

Big Hat Little Piddy

Bonjour Boners, Another fun silly and informative show this week I'm all oiled up like I work for the Piddler Amerikkka needs to apologize Janes Addiction Shows Russian Doctors Gentle Hands and more wildness to distract you f...

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Sept. 17, 2024

How's Your Puswah?

Bonjour Boners! whatta fun show today: Talkin About Words Streamers aren't Streaming NYC Eavesdropping is Best Who, Knee? and more! Thanks for the 5 STARS & REVIEWS xoxoxo Jess

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Sept. 10, 2024

Let's not Hate Let's Masturbate

hey boners, I know you're gonna LOVE todays show! I do go off a little on le tuah - I don't give into pandering - I might be a broke comedian - I can't wait for NYC Halloween Parade; MEOW …

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Sept. 3, 2024

I Brake for Bastards

bonjour, boners what a fun show today: Bubbles in the Hood Burning Man Party Jimmy & Bill and more! xoxo Jess

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Aug. 27, 2024

We Got McDonalds at Home

hey boners, what fun it was today: The Warriors & other fav NYC films Say What You Want and watch... Cyclone Shut Down and more for your sweet earholes xoxo Jess

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Aug. 20, 2024

Get Drilled it's a Blackout

Hey Boners, it's a short but sweet ep today: When ya know everyone's seen yer boobs Blackout Sex is tops... Loves ya mean it Share with yer pals, please and thank you xox Jess

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Aug. 13, 2024

Let's Talk to Strangers

Hey Boners, what a fun show: Connor & the preroll Okay, Angelina Jolie What to Watch and more! share with 5 friends & tag me on IG @getwood

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Aug. 6, 2024

Beetlejuice & The Widow Wood

Oh what's a lady to do when compared to Diamond Dave? Post t*ddies! Who Remembers BODEGA PORN? Robots. Olympics. and some other sillyness snuck in. Share with your friends xoxo Jess

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July 30, 2024

Couch Coochie

Hey Boners! fun show this week: I'm the next Dr Ruth, Facing the reality of you and the crowd...Emo Moving & more

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July 24, 2024

Hey B@ners

Hey B@ners! it's your new fitting nickname and I'm siked for us.... This weeks topics: Sticky Mikes NYC Brats Doc Manic Haircuts an some other silliness to make ya giggle xo Jess

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July 16, 2024

Free Speech Beech

Whew whatta week, babies! I am beyond sad that we lost RIP Dr Ruth (I'll take over from here) RIP Richard Simmons "GARY!" & The Cratfs own Shannon D NYC Robberies ala LA What do High Schoolers think of you …

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July 9, 2024

Hawk One, Hawk Tuah...is this thing on?

oh whatta gas today's show was! I chatted about: Fourth of FOOL-I, Rasta DVF Doc Talkin' to yourself and what the f it means...plus more! xox Jess

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July 2, 2024

Rawdoggin Everythang

what an amazing show today! Hello Dali with mama El My Dad is a Duck Homelessness is NOT A CRIME and more goodies to think and giggle on Be good to yourself & others See Ya Next Tuesday xoxo Jess …

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June 25, 2024

Hawk Tuah Questions

ahhhhh nuther week of madness to report on! fun times talkin about: Heat! Hacks! Hawk Tuah! and more to cool your jets - enjoy n share with yer pals ! thanks c u n ext tuesday xoxo Jess --- Send …

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June 18, 2024

Mermaids Gone Wilder

Hiya lovers, whatta FIN-tastic show today! I'm chattin about: Mermaid Parade! Gene Wilder! Subway Sitches! and lotsa fun stuffs in between! Get yourself a cool drink, sit back and enjoy the silliness of these true stories fro...

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June 4, 2024

Eskimo Sisters 4eva

Hey lovers, how many eskimo siblings do you have? I keep finding out about more...we are wild. KARAOKE and gettin' it all out Storytelling show Brooklyn vs. BKLYN Movie Reviews: Colors of Evil Red and Tangerine next week I've...

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May 28, 2024

Puerto Rico Ho

hey lovers, I'm back and better than ever- with a tell all adventure story from my time in Vieques, Puerto Rico Animals, Crackheads and the Tropics, Oh My! It's a fun ep, plus some good movie reviews thanks for always …

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