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GET WOOD

Get Wood is Jess Wood: Born to Hippies, Raised by Gangs and the first white girl to grace HBO’s Def Comedy Jam, Jess is a funny sex positive comic storyteller. Taking her personal stories and infusen em with humor+ authenticity.
Unique, silly, and sometimes sad, Jess is honest and open and always a good time. Her characters are also guaranteed to brighten your day (or make ya clutch your pearls!)

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Recent Episodes

June 24, 2025

Lets Go Mermaid

Bonjour Boners! Whatta wild week (well...6 months really) I'm thrilled you decided to stop by and get wood. I'm chatting about the different ways to PROTEST and my new favorite, best fun at the NYC Mermaid Parade, watch Bugsy...
June 17, 2025

Are YOU My Daddy?

Bonjour Boners! Whatta fun show this week; Fathers Day & DNA from a felon Showgirls Reminded me of my old job... I'm Mick, baby! and much more from me your pal Jess #callheralex #whosyourdaddy #getwoodpodcast #fathersdaydna
June 10, 2025

Viva Los Angeles

Bonjour Boners, whatta crazy sad and scary week it's been...especially for my LA brothers and sisters. I'm hoping this weeks episode will bring ya a little peace, a few new thoughts and some laughter. We need each other even ...
June 3, 2025

Karaoke with Diamond Dave

Bonjour Boners, In this weeks episode-I'm talkin Speakeasy Tea, Library Cards and Luxury...with a buncha other fun stories from my week! Hope it brings you some peace a few laughs and a new perspective on giving yourself a br...
May 27, 2025

Lets Play PeeWees Playhouse

bonjour boners, this week was a wild one, but not just cuz I got censored from ye ole IG, but because I did a couple amazing stand up shows, got catcalled by a homeless dude and was out dancing like a "DIVA!" in brooklyn til ...
May 20, 2025

Mama Didnt Trust Whty

Bonjour Boners, whatta show it twas today...big stuff about sounds and distractions-NOT DICk-stractions (which is differrent for me) ART SAVES! U gotta UTI? TRIALS n Tribulations...and some silly stuff thrown in to take your ...