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GET WOOD

GET WOOD

Get Wood is Jess Wood: Born to Hippies, Raised by Gangs and the first white girl to grace HBO’s Def Comedy Jam, Jess is a funny sex positive comic storyteller. Taking her personal stories and infusen em with humor+ authenticity.
Unique, silly, and sometimes sad, Jess is honest and open and always a good time. Her characters are also guaranteed to brighten your day (or make ya clutch your pearls!)

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Recent Episodes

Aug. 22, 2025

Bon Voyage Boners

My sweet sweet boners how does this day find you?I am thrilled to tell ya that I'm tossing this episode at you early cuz I'll be outta town til next week and will miss my usual Saturdays with you.Today's show is all vulnerabi...
Aug. 16, 2025

Warriors Come Out to Play

Bonjour Boners!I am thrilled to be back this week for you. Wild characters, mad stories, yo...ADD at its best...Love and real laughs outs loud;Subway Suaves, Found the Missing, Maron's new Special and more silliness to shake ...
Aug. 9, 2025

Are YOU My Dildo?

Bonjour Boners! Thanks for all your amazing support and loves...I love you too and am SO grateful for all ya. This week was a wild one; we "put em on the glass' for our hot Punjjabi Papi , Raw Doggin' Subway, WKRP and the WNB...
Aug. 2, 2025

I'm Back Boners!

Bonjour Boners!I have been missing you all so dam much....I tried taking a break, but sang weekly to you, I tried filling up my life with more great stuff, but after almost exactly a month away? I couldn't handle it anymore. ...
July 4, 2025

Red White and Screwed

Bonjour Boners! Hey it's your pal Jess here to letchya know I'm taking a little break for the summertime. However didju know Get Wood has over 300 episodes?check out Spotify or Apple for all of em.... Meanwhile I leave you wi...
June 24, 2025

Lets Go Mermaid

Bonjour Boners! Whatta wild week (well...6 months really) I'm thrilled you decided to stop by and get wood. I'm chatting about the different ways to PROTEST and my new favorite, best fun at the NYC Mermaid Parade, watch Bugsy...