Reviews

Move Over Murdoch

Forget getting your news from any source other than Get Wood with Jess Wood. Fist Fights, Crushing Cans, Epstein Island Cherries.. Jess is bringing you the hottest news with the freshest take on the beat. Real & Really Funny. Stop reading and take a listen, perspective and puswah.. You’re welcome listeners!

Lex the Libra Lady
Sept. 30, 2024

Jess Wood needs a Netflix Special

I love listening to Jess’s show every week! She’s so hysterical, raw, and real! There is no other comedian like her! She really needs her own Netflix special. If you want to show that has delightfully funny stories that will make you laugh and have your jaw on the floor, listen to the show!

SarahLovesCatAndCupcakes
Sept. 24, 2024

Amazing!

Jess is a inspiring radiant ray of light that will reach you in the height of your life or when you’ve reach your limit. Her presence voice alone will lull you into comfort as you listen to her childhood stories or lessons in pop culture . Jess is definitely worth listening to weekly.

Lulasmomma
Sept. 24, 2024

Get yourself some Wood!

Jess is a deeply funny comedian and insightful storyteller. I’m constantly amazed at the funny encounters and characters that come in and out of her life. She has a unique voice that always leaves me wanting more!

P Gagner
Sept. 24, 2024

My absolute favorite podcast

Get Wood isn’t your typical podcast; it’s more like a weekly intimate hang sesh with your favorite person/best friend in the world. I look forward to her show so much every week— Jess is an absolute joy that makes me laugh so hard and relate to about the funniest things!

Dahlia Fondue
June 28, 2023

The best way to spend my lunchtime 🤗

I love this podcast. Jess Wood is hysterical with her beautiful stories of how she lives life. She conveniently goes live during my lunch break and I just warm up my food and listen. She makes me laugh, she makes me think and over all, this is the break that is badly needed during my workday. Thank you Jess for everything that you do 🥰

Mizzbarnes
March 23, 2022

Hilariously honest

@TheJessWood just saw you perform on @KILLTONY Live on Vimeo. 😂 glad that you have a Podcast and just started your latest episode. I can already tell I'm going to love it! Thanks for sharing the gift of your humor and personal story.

Professor MGV
May 8, 2018

Hardwood indeed

I've been following Jess since I first heard her on The White House. More than any other comedian on that show, she stood out. Her stories were on point, best cholo accents around, and down right funnier than the rest of the crowd. I'd love to see Jess live. Comedy Store, Icehouse, etc. C'mon Jess, make it happen.

whatevermike
Nov. 1, 2016

I Heart Jess Wood

(Read this in the voice of Steffon from SNL)...If you are looking for the most interesting podcast on the web, I've got just the show for you! Get Wood! (Formerly The Ratchet Hatchet). Jess talks about everything: the ratchet news of the day, sex acts, self loathing White people, kids with raise with no underpants, a midget Cholo in the corner telling you "dont get got hommes". Definitely not SFW without headphones or for uptight dumb@$$es.

SweetyDimples
Sept. 9, 2016

Love it!

New guests are fun and Jess always has an amazing story to tell about her life and the news from Florida... Oh, Florida!

The Sue Funke
July 6, 2016

:)

:-)

Jsmooth$12
April 12, 2016

CJPhrek

Like hanging with your favorite cousins Jess and Josh are always a delight to listen to!

CJPhrek
Dec. 31, 2015

I'm Ratchet now

I first heard about this podcast when Jess was on TBGWT and was very funny. I was looking for another podcast in my life so i was like let me check this out. I'm glad i did Jess and Josh are a great pair. The more I listen to this podcast i found out that i have some ratchet in me. LOL! Jess brings the energy and i love the sound of her voice. while Josh is laid back and very funny. I love it. I will spread the word about this podcast. when i get my money right i will donate to the show. by BushwickKeith

Who care about a name
Dec. 11, 2015

SEX

THIS IS A DOPE JAM

Keemus12
Dec. 2, 2015

Hilarious!!!

Jess and Josh are so entertaining. You must listen, you won't regret it!!! Laugh out loud funny, and maybe pee in your pants.

KT Panda
Oct. 29, 2015

Great show

Jess and Josh are great!!This podcast is funny and full of common sense from Mr. Don't Get Got Himself, Josh Homer. Keep up the great work guys, I listen every week. Rod from the Black Guy Who Tips recommended you guys and I haven't missed a show in almost a year.

swt_lees
Oct. 17, 2015

Jess Wood and Josh Homer delivers

With Jess Wood's original out look on life and Josh Homer's realistic views, together they analyze stories in only a way that The Ratchet Hatchet crew can.

CoolCraigC4
Sept. 20, 2014

Jess take a breath and slow down

First, I like the show. My only gripe is many times on every show Ive heard is Jess seems to not have the ability to be quiet and let Josh either explain his stories or give his point of view. You interrupt to much, and the accent thing you do with russians and mexicans is over done too. I will still continue to listen, but I feel your show will even better if Jess allows Josh to do his thing without always being interrupted

ucantcme73
Aug. 3, 2014

It is what it is.

I really missed listening to Jess and Josh talk on The White House and AfterBlack and I'm glad they're back with their own podcast. They're great comedians and story-tellers and they always talk about the craziest stuff on their show. 5 stars!

"raininblack"
June 8, 2014

Cannot live without the Ratchet

I was behind on my #AfterBlack. Now that I am all caught up, I am enjoying Jess and Josh on Ratchet Hatchet. The show is a fresh breath air that always leaves me smiling. Great show !!

2xpisces
April 20, 2014

the best outrageous, hilarious podcast out here!

JWood loves her weiners and so do I! I love the podcast and usually listens to the dynamic raunchy duo while at work, their personal stories and weird news stories they talk about always keep me laughing, and shaking my head! Great show, you guys are also teaching me some new xxx moves that I will never EVER try, but they are good to know and to share with friends! ;)

Bebe Armani
April 1, 2014

Love Jess and Josh

Jess Wood and Josh Homer are quite a pair. Can't get enough of the ratchet hatchet. Wish there could be a new one everyday.

KaseytheOG
March 26, 2014

This is a Dope Podcast, but Not for Pearl Clutchers!

I REALLY missed hearing Jess and Josh on AfterBlack, and wasn’t amused when the show got cancelled. I later added The Ratchet Hatchet, not knowing what to expect, but the ratchet duo picked up right where they left off, and I was glad of it! Jess and Josh crack me up, and they’re co-hosting relationship is awesome. They both have different backgrounds, and that always keeps things entertaining. From Jess’s impressions of her former Cholo homies and her misguided yet refined mother, in addition to a few lessons from Professor Josh, who teaches us Crime 101, you can’t lose with this podcast. @JustineIsBitchn

Justine Monikue
March 22, 2014

So much ratchet, so little time.

I've been listening since #afterblack and still love the smart and hilarious conversations that Jess and Josh have spontaneously.

Jabawake1562784
March 13, 2014

Ratchet Perfection

Jess and Josh are smart, funny and gifted story tellers. If you liked them on After Black, you'll love them here.

sweeternadiah
Jan. 27, 2014

This is directly up my alley!

Jess and Josh are what I've needed in my podcast life! After hearing you on TBGWT for their year end show I just knew I needed to tune in. I love both of your voices so much! Very melodic. I laugh all day while at work. Keep being ratchet!!!

eetnahc
Jan. 20, 2014

They Back y'all

What comes After Black, it's tha Ratchet Hatchet all the ratchet goodness you need in your life all in one convenient place #WORLDSTAR!!!!

da_ticklah
Jan. 18, 2014

Wear Your Headphones.

Heard you on TBGWT and marathoned the a few episodes. Learned a lot of unexpected new things and loved it.

keylime3.14
Jan. 16, 2014

I missed you two soo much.

Josh and Jess…. you two are like sugar and spice…. wait, make that absinthe and arsenic! I was wondering where in the hell y’all went, but I caught you on the TBGWT’s last episode. Look, I love what that other studio y’all where on is about, but on the real…. you to where the show that I recommended to my friends. Life happens, but damn…… anyway. Keep it up. You both have fans out here salivating waiting for your podcasts. If there is any justice in this world, both of your talents will be recognized and you will profit from it. I’ll make you a deal…. after I win this lottery, I’ll get you both a studio!!! You folks are truly awesome.

Biagon75
Jan. 2, 2014

Great podcast!!!

I missed you both, and Thank you for coming back! I'm so proud of your hard work, please keep up the excellent job! I'm so excited I found the your new efforts thru tbgwt! Thank ya! Your my absolute favorite ratchet-ness! I send much love and my best wishes!

dabell
Dec. 31, 2013