Welcome to Jess Wood & her comedy sex positive show Get Wood
GET WOOD
1st White Girl on Def Comedy Jam

GET WOOD

Get Wood is Jess Wood: Born to Hippies, Raised by Gangs and the first white girl to grace HBO’s Def Comedy Jam, Jess is a funny sex positive comic storyteller. Taking her personal stories and infusen em with humor+ authenticity.
Unique, silly, and sometimes sad, Jess is honest and open and always a good time. Her characters are also guaranteed to brighten your day (or make ya clutch your pearls!)

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Recent Episodes

Nov. 22, 2025

Teenagers R F@ckin Wit Me

Bonjour Boners! This week I take you deep into a spiritual morning practice and mix it up with some bitching about teens and a couple sillystories from the week. Keep your feedback coming - I LOVE IT! and thanks for sharing L...
Nov. 16, 2025

Donny Sux a D@ck

Bonjour Boners! I mean...literally, am I right? Whew whatta week of wild stories. I'm talkin' about Robbin the Job! Slob on his Nob! Mid90's and more. Enjoy. Subscribe. Like. Share. Review. thanks boners, xoxo Jess
Nov. 8, 2025

NY Mayor Zaddy

Bonjour Boners! Another wild week of fun stories: Dialated Pupils, Violent at the Job, Dancin with Teenagers, and more silliness to get ya gigglin. Thanks for listening and sharing xoxo Jess
Nov. 1, 2025

OZZY Lives on Hallows Eve

Bonjour Boners! What a spine tingling and super strange week it's been. Thank Goddess I have you to tell all my tales to...Dia De Los Muertos celebration, 20yr olds bday party, All Hail the Prince of darkness and more! Hoping...
Oct. 25, 2025

Yas Queen and Other Stories

Bonjour Boners! Whatta fun filled week of wild stories to share. I got a doorman mad heated about some flowers, my senior storytellers got a little randy, ICE f@cked around an found out in NYC plus more stories to make your w...
Oct. 18, 2025

Kim's Bush is a Merkin

Bonjour Boners! Another fun week filled with cemetery walks, Russian doctors, Horror playlists and you'll even get to hear me question someone who comments. Ahh what a wild ride. Hop on, babies let's go to laugh town loves ya...