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Get Wood is Jess Wood: Born to Hippies, Raised by Gangs and the first white girl to grace HBO’s Def Comedy Jam, Jess is a funny sex positive comic storyteller. Taking her personal stories and infusen em with humor+ authenticity.
Unique, silly, and sometimes sad, Jess is honest and open and always a good time. Her characters are also guaranteed to brighten your day (or make ya clutch your pearls!)

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Recent Episodes

April 1, 2025

I Almost Fought a Teenager

Bonjour Boners! Another adventure-filed week for me with tales of Bloomingdale's Bathroom Brawl, Cougars might Eat you, I'll Never Forget my 1st Dime Bag Purchase and more silly shi in between. SHARE LIKE SUBSCRIBE Thanks lov...
March 25, 2025

Are You A Thruple?

Bonjour Boners! Such a fun show today; Where'd I get My Laugh? Seniors Stories, Sexy Questions...and more #getwoodpodcast #healinglaughs #funnylady #authentic #genx
March 18, 2025

Mi Vida Loca for reals

Bonjour Boners! What a week of hilarious situations, wild meetings and amazing gifts of art... From a homeless dude making fun of me, to a chance meeting in the park-this episode really is lotsa fun. Subscribe to Get Wood so ...
March 11, 2025

Tiddies Out

Bonjour Boners! Warmth and Wonder and Tatas OUT, babies.... much fun today on my youtube LIVE Talked about Crotch Heavy Maintenance My Mom Can Beat Up Your Mom Greenpoint Gallery WINNING and more silliness to keep you gigglin...
March 4, 2025

White Lotus & Hole Goals

Bonjour Boners! I switched over to youtube for the LIVE today and what a fun time I had; Talked about some of my personal Hole Goals, the satisfaction of getting pictures taken by strangers, ART ART and more ART, and a few ot...
Feb. 25, 2025

Bachelor and the Babe

bonjour boners! lotsa fun was had on today's show; from Anacondas to Mormons, this episode really brings the laughs hoping it brings you much joy xoxo Jess