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GET WOOD

GET WOOD

Get Wood is Jess Wood: Born to Hippies, Raised by Gangs and the first white girl to grace HBO’s Def Comedy Jam, Jess is a funny sex positive comic storyteller. Taking her personal stories and infusen em with humor+ authenticity.
Unique, silly, and sometimes sad, Jess is honest and open and always a good time. Her characters are also guaranteed to brighten your day (or make ya clutch your pearls!)

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* Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Recent Episodes

Oct. 15, 2024

Aren't We All Aliens

bonjour, boners! whatta fun show this week: misspelled tattoos secret weed spots trendy pork buns and more silliness to spice up your life!
Oct. 8, 2024

Authentic & Bonerable

bonjour boners, today's show is filled with tears: talkin' about family & being raised gen-x, plus some looks into no-no-no-torious lyrics, and death...lotsa death I'm feelin my feels and it feels right love yall, Jess
Oct. 1, 2024

Respect Your South Mouth

bonjour, boners! thanks to everyone who gave their fantastic reviews and to those who didn't underrstand the assignment...hilarious. on this weeks episode I'm telling a couple of subway stories, a few comedy shoow quickies, …
Sept. 24, 2024

Big Hat Little Piddy

Bonjour Boners, Another fun silly and informative show this week I'm all oiled up like I work for the Piddler Amerikkka needs to apologize Janes Addiction Shows Russian Doctors Gentle Hands and more wildness to distract you …
Sept. 17, 2024

How's Your Puswah?

Bonjour Boners! whatta fun show today: Talkin About Words Streamers aren't Streaming NYC Eavesdropping is Best Who, Knee? and more! Thanks for the 5 STARS & REVIEWS xoxoxo Jess
Sept. 10, 2024

Let's not Hate Let's Masturbate

hey boners, I know you're gonna LOVE todays show! I do go off a little on le tuah - I don't give into pandering - I might be a broke comedian - I can't wait for NYC Halloween Parade; MEOW - I love to see friends thriving Plu…