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GET WOOD

GET WOOD

Get Wood is Jess Wood: Born to Hippies, Raised by Gangs and the first white girl to grace HBO’s Def Comedy Jam, Jess is a funny sex positive comic storyteller. Taking her personal stories and infusen em with humor+ authenticity.
Unique, silly, and sometimes sad, Jess is honest and open and always a good time. Her characters are also guaranteed to brighten your day (or make ya clutch your pearls!)

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* Submit stories-jessisratchet@gmail.com

Recent Episodes

Nov. 19, 2024

My Abortion has a first name...

bonjour boners! whatta fun show today: Mama makes an appearance Cauldron Park Magic Dirty Dix and more fun than you can shake your tiddies at! love and laughs for your week, xoxo Jess
Nov. 12, 2024

ART and HEART Turnt Up

bonjour boners, I'm catching up on the last two weeks of wildness: Halloween Shenanigans I've got jokes on SIRUIUSXM channel 99 Martha on Netflix will inspire you... and more fun than you can shake a d@ck at ! xox Jess
Oct. 29, 2024

I Vote for Love

bonjour boners started this weeks show with a review of a documentary I gotta take the sexual harrassment test at work some kid poked my bag on the subway "that comedian" and more silliness to keep you entertained during thi…
Oct. 22, 2024

No Male Gynos

Bonjour boners, another fun and fantastic show this week! genexers need a dating app get your puswah in order the ghost of mama el and more to keep ya laughing xox Jess
Oct. 15, 2024

Aren't We All Aliens

bonjour, boners! whatta fun show this week: misspelled tattoos secret weed spots trendy pork buns and more silliness to spice up your life!
Oct. 8, 2024

Authentic & Bonerable

bonjour boners, today's show is filled with tears: talkin' about family & being raised gen-x, plus some looks into no-no-no-torious lyrics, and death...lotsa death I'm feelin my feels and it feels right love yall, Jess