Welcome to Jess Wood & her comedy sex positive show Get Wood
GET WOOD
1st White Girl on Def Comedy Jam

GET WOOD

Get Wood is Jess Wood: Born to Hippies, Raised by Gangs and the first white girl to grace HBO’s Def Comedy Jam, Jess is a funny sex positive comic storyteller. Taking her personal stories and infusen em with humor+ authenticity.
Unique, silly, and sometimes sad, Jess is honest and open and always a good time. Her characters are also guaranteed to brighten your day (or make ya clutch your pearls!)

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Recent Episodes

Jan. 3, 2026

War on my Birthday

Bonjour Boners! Can ya believe it? I know. How rude! But you know me and that means you know I made the best of it....my birthday that is. New Old Glasses! New Yorkers Yell! Street Sage and more Listen Laugh Share thanks bone...
Dec. 27, 2025

Nicky Maga-naj

Bonjour Boners! This week I'm reflecting on NYE resolutions, Grinch is Grinchin', American Sweatshop and more... Thanks for listening and sharing xoxo Jess
Dec. 20, 2025

Have Fun Storming The Castle

Bonjour Boners! Happy everything and happy weeks end stories!! Starting it off with Cayce memories. I'm also Quoting the streets, Movie Quotes on the daily and some Diddy Doc talk. Enjoy and share with your pals xoxoxo Jess
Dec. 13, 2025

Santa Con Can Suck It

Bonjour Boners! I am thrilled to be back with you this week talkin shiz about the yearly horrific tradition that is Santa Con, you'll also hear more about my New Orleans adventures, and as always there's plenty of refrences t...
Dec. 6, 2025

Let's Go To New Orleans

Bonjour Boners! I'm so excited to be back and to tell ya all about NOLA! I've got SO MANY stories I hadda make a part 2 for next week. This week has some fun stuff, ghost stories and a visit from mama el for starters. It was ...
Nov. 22, 2025

Teenagers R F@ckin Wit Me

Bonjour Boners! This week I take you deep into a spiritual morning practice and mix it up with some bitching about teens and a couple sillystories from the week. Keep your feedback coming - I LOVE IT! and thanks for sharing L...